meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

maxterbate:

in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports 

edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

w-ave:

i swear to god kim kardashian has been pregnant for about 3 years now

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

you don’t, why would you say that?  6.9.13

[by: Julie Martinez]

words-and-reality:

Click here for more personal!

lolsofunny:

dayfed:

HEEEUUUOOORRGGHHHH

(lol here!)

boy is your name homework cause im not doing you

and i should be

ajohnny:

when is it time to start rethinking the path your life has taken

c-onjuring:

essentialisinvisible:

Baby Stingrays

OH MY GOD